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Joke of the Day

"What does a cannibal and a homeless man have in common? They both eat chips off the old block."

"My family thinks I don't get jokes But I'm actually great at them!"

"What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car"

"I've just been to the Travel agents to pick up my spending money for my trip to Greece. How the hell am I going to get these 100 goats onto the plane?"

"What did one octopus say to the other octopus? Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?"

"How can you tell if a duck has soul? If it's bill withers!"

"Me- ""Sorry I can't"" Friend- ""Why not?"" M- ""Working on my book"" F- ""Neato! What about?"" M- ""It's a collection of ways to escape obligations"""

"Seriously. Who gets ""regular strength"" ANYTHING?! ""Yeah, go ahead & gimme your middle-of-the-road shit. I'd like this headache to LINGER."""

"A guy walks into a bar. ouch!"

"Doctor doctor I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks."