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Joke of the Day
"Had to Return the Sensitive Toothpaste I bought yesterday... It couldnt take a joke!"
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"If you put dry teabags in shoes they absorb the odor. So your shoes smell good but the tea tastes so bad it's almost not worth it"
"Two sperm are busily swimming along when 1 sperm asks ""Hey look..is the that the Fallopian tube?"" ""Fallopian tube"" the second sperm laughs out, ""we're not even through the esophagus yet!"""
"words that seem cool until you find out what they mean - atrophy - space bar - supervision - extraction - dogmatic"
"Being an asshole lowers people's expectations of you. (Except on Twitter, where assholes must continue to prove they are assholes)"
"A better name for the Pope mobile would be a 'Christler'."
"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."
"I used to wave my hands in the air like I just don't care, but now I just wave them because I get more steps on my FitBit"
"Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex."
"Dark Humor is like food Not everyone gets it"