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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."
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"Remember when you first joined twitter and you had no idea how to RT or what favstar was and remembered what your family looked like?"
"What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula? ""Count Dracula."""
"Chemistry joke as told by my teacher Organic Chemistry is hard, if you don't study for the test you'll be in alkynes of trouble."
"*wife walks in* *sees cheese balls everywhere* *shakes head* ""what? 8 won't get better at catching food in his mouth if we don't practice"""
"What does a cow measure its harddrive in? Moogabytes"
"A smart Halloween costume would be an angel costume because if you died, you could just sneak your way into heaven & be like ""I'm back yall"""
"Did you hear about Elon Musk's X in Virginia? They had a firey start, then a major break up."
"How do u kill a blonde paraplegic with one arm hanging from a tree? Wave"
"What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness? ...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?"