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Joke of the Day
"Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex."
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"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his ass."
"A guy asked my girlfriend ""Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?"" ... so I punched him in the head."
"anything is pocket sized if your ass is big enough"
"To clean up or just move. This is the question."
"Never serve bad food at a bris Otherwise the rabbi won't leave a tip"
"Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed? Because no one wants to feel his serpentine."
"I don't think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work"
"What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off? Bi-polar"
"I like to play chess in the park with bald men... ...Although sometimes it's hard to find 32 of them."