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Joke of the Day
"Why a giraffe got arrested while driving? Coz he was high :D"
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"What's the difference between a baby and A goat? When my goat died, I couldn't bring myself to eat it."
"Why do beta fish fight each other? Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish"
"What do windows feel when they get hurt? Pane!"
"Did you hear about the baby born with no eyelids? They used his foreskin for an eyelid skin graft. . . . . . ***Now the poor guy is cock-eyed***"
"Its so hard to know where you're at when your boss is a powerlifter.... They just keep raising and lowering the bar"
"Patient: ""How much longer do I have doc? Doctor: ""Ten."" Patient: ""Ten what?"" Doctor: ""Nine..."""
"My dad doesn't see why he should pay a mechanic to rotate his tires. He says they're rotating the entire time he's driving!"
"Two mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Selling for $2."