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Joke of the Day
"Who Is every lumberjack's favourite director? TIMBURRRTON!"
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"What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple."
"Forget about sexy, I am bringing good manners back!"
"Bouncer: ID please Me: I got socks for Christmas Bouncer: ...okay Me: and I'm genuinely happy about it Bouncer: so sorry come on in"
"EARTH: Let's just be friends MOON: Ok I understand [circles the earth for 4 billion years]"
"What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra? Do you even lift?"
"I installed a pedometer app on my phone But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids."
"I was going to make a joke about UDP... ...but I'm not sure if you will get it!"
"A psychic sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He says ""You're about to jump from Empire State Building tomorrow."""
"The biggest threat to mankind is aliens somehow receiving transmissions of Xbox Live conversations and deciding to just blow up the planet."