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Joke of the Day
"Why don't pirates ever have girlfriends? Because all the women they know are hookers."
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"""I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you."" ""That's so sweet."" ""Not particularly. It was daytime."""
"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."
"How did Godzilla escape the trains? He threw them off their tracks."
"This could be the Alcohol talking but.... OMG you guys! The ALCOHOL is TALKING!"
"""Going to a job interview? Wear a beret..."" ""A beret?"" ""Yeah. They've been statistically proven to help you get a job by a million percent."" ""Right...and who did this study?"" ""....France."""
"What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!"
"In America, people rob banks ... In Soviet Russia, Banks rob you ! :)"
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