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Joke of the Day

"I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants."

"Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days? Everyone knows black people can't work a full week."

"Why did Adele cross the road? Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, ""Hello from the other side!"""

"I was gonna make a gay joke but thats intolerant."

"Never understood why ghosts haunt old, dusty houses. If I was a ghost I'd haunt Hawaii or Bali"

"Aggressiveness is in the eye of the beholder. Until he punches you in the face. Then aggressiveness is inbetween the eyes of the beholder."

"Did you hear the one...? Did you hear the one about the Concubine and the Muse...? Fucking Inspirational...!!!"

"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day."

"Two things I hate: 1) People who form negative opinions of celebrities based only on what they see or hear on TV. 2) Justin Bieber."

"So I have a joke about pizza... ...but it's too cheesy"