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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a gay joke but thats intolerant."

"The best part about being thirty is that I'm finally old enough to play a high schooler in movies."

"What do you call a pirate cartoon? An animatee!"

"I accidentally fell off a 50-foot ladder but good thing I was only on the 3rd step"

"That's so nice of Activia to offer a money back guarantee. Am I supposed to send them pictures of myself not shitting?"

"I hope I don't have to face rich French Renaissance citizens as enemies in video games. They would be overpowdered."

"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it."

"Dark: Whats one thing you can do in a vast quantity without bothering with the quality? Genocide"

"What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A luna-tick."

"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"