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Joke of the Day

"Most Racist Joke I Have Heard (told to me by a devout Chinese Jew) whats the worst part about being a black jew? getting put in the back of the oven."

"Can you identify yourself Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs? PARSLEYMONIOUS"

"My youngest son's dirty clothes sit on the floor, beneath the laundry chute. I admire his hope that they'll bounce up and swish down."

"What comes out of a reasonable volcano? Pragma."

"What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!"

"I try to make good food, but it all turns to shit."

"Why isn't the guy who wrote ""Danger Zone"" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media? He forgot his Loggins"

"brogressives: white males who identify as progressive but won't challenge white supremacist capitalist patriarchy 4 fear of being implicated"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !"