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Joke of the Day

"My youngest son's dirty clothes sit on the floor, beneath the laundry chute. I admire his hope that they'll bounce up and swish down."

"What's a nice guys favorite type of wood? M'hogany"

"You know you're good when they have to add an amendment to the company handbook cause they never thought anyone would do what you did"

"A liar, a cheat, and a bigot walked into a bar... ""Let's make America great again!"" he said."

"2nd Rule of Parent Club: If your kid suddenly says ""I think I'd better wash my hands"", don't question them. I repeat, DO NOT QUESTION THEM."

"What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair"

"I was going down in a girl and said ""you've got a massive vagina vagina"" She said ""you didn't have to say it twice"" I said "" I didn't didn't"""

"What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? You only need a nail to hang a painting."

"It's not easy to make small talk with a meteorologist."

"I went to a Chinese restaurant last night. I said ""Waiter, this beef is rubbery"" He said ""Thank you, I'm grad you rike it"""