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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs? PARSLEYMONIOUS"

"Why do gay men get so much hate? Because sometimes, they're fucking assholes."

"If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... Then hipsters would buy the soundtrack."

"What do you call a greedy marsupial? A kangajew"

"A man is hit by a can of coke But he was alright because it was a soft drink"

"Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's a stud.. But when a girl sleeps with tons of guys, somehow I'm not one of them."

"Pretty soon you'll be able to get married online, instead of saying ""I do"" you will have to click ""I agree to these terms and conditions."""

"Glenn Frey What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital? An Illeagle"

"As a father, I would refuse to give my daughter away at her wedding on the grounds that I would have to be there."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her!"