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Joke of the Day
"Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach? Yes. It's better to swim in water."
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"A wise man once said nothing."
".@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?"
"How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb? ***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***"
"How to determine what party to vote for: 1) Calculate income 2) Divide by number of dependents 3) Subtract age 4) Download Game of War"
"You'd be shocked at how easy it is to walk into a nursing home and draw mustaches on the dementia patents"
"Lets play army Want to play army? I can lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."
"The wife came home last night and asked ""Is there anything on tv?"" I said ""yeah,dust!"" And then the fight started."
"Did you hear the Buck Wheat became a Muslim? Yeah! He changed his name to Kareem o'Wheat"
"How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti."