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Joke of the Day
"Do people lifting with their knees and backs know about using their hands?"
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"What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own? His car."
"American Public Schools."
"this is ur daily reminder that u are free to do anythimg u want & u hav chosen to be trapped"
"Wife: Why do I have a temperature of 101.3? Me: Maybe you're pregnant? Wife: What's wrong with you? *damn you webMD, damn you."
"What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !"
"There's nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you're home alone at 1 am...and you don't have children..."
"The sunrise is beautiful and all but i wouldn't get out of bed for it"
"Q: What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities? A: party poopers"
"If you leave your iphone unattended I will tell Siri to kill you in your sleep."