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Joke of the Day

"The sunrise is beautiful and all but i wouldn't get out of bed for it"

"You hate it ""No I just didn't think we'd spend our anniversary here"" *pssss* ""What was that?!"" The bouncy castle is deflating"

"WORK TIP: Respond to all your boss's emails with ""Heyyyy you!"""

"What is worse to injest than E Coli? Broc Coli"

"My brother and I share the same birthday. We aren't twins, our parents are just fucking cheap."

"A Priest a Rabbi and a Nun walk into a bar The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this some kind of joke?"""

"I used to want to be a banker.... but I lost interest."

"One time I wore my brother's t-shirt, and my dad asked if I was dressing up as his favorite child for Halloween."

"Europeans use euros shouldn't Africans use afros?"

"What did the five fingers say to the phallus? ""FAP!!!"""