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Joke of the Day

"There's nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you're home alone at 1 am...and you don't have children..."

"Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"

"A man is talking to a rabbi and asks, ""Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?"". The rabbi says, ""No, I just keep the tips."""

"My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. He's mad now."

"Girl are you a school? Because I wanna shoot some kids in you"

"check if your cocaine is good, mix in vinegar. If it makes a volcano, its baking soda. If not, your drugs is ruined. Drugs are always bad."

"""How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund."" - How ING Bank got its name"

"What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm? Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone."

"Hope you guys like this, it's been a tough day. I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. :("

"Nobody in 1972 would have guessed that in 2014, Bill Cosby and Charles Manson would both be in the news, but Manson more favorably."