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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."
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"UK: We call it ""Autumn"", from the French word ""Automne"", and later, from the Latin ""autumnus"". USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN"
"My wife treats me like an idol she feeds me burnt offerings"
"What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed? Joint Family."
"What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field? amaized."
"i NEVER VOTED FOR A PRESiDENT BECUZ iF iM GUNNA WASTE MY GAS THEN iT BETTER BE ON SOMETHiNG iMPORTANT LiKE DRiViNG TO CHiCK-FiL-A"
"Had a fight with a janitor once, wiped the floor with him"
"People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)"
"My friend, upon hearing that Chris Pratt will be in the new Jurassic World film... Are you looking forward to Jurassic Parks and Recreation?"
"What's black, grey, and red all over? A gorilla with a child in the enclosure."