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Joke of the Day
"Hitler was the worst track runner he couldn't even finish one race"
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"You know why when you look up and see birds flying in a V pattern, one side seems longer than the other? More birds on that side."
"You know it was a good shit when you come back and your screensaver is on."
"[press session regarding increase in shark bites] Reporter: Are there more attacks in one area? Scientist: [lips against mic] In the water"
"Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs? Jason's Doner-Van"
"Who will take the second shot in this pool game? Find out after the break."
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Subway is healthy."
"Hire The Pretty Blonde"
"What happened to the american man who broke his leg? He went... broke."
"How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!"