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Joke of the Day

"If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents."

"To all the people who said that I'd never be able to write a joke about Bukkake, hah, in your face."

"I know this great knock knock joke.. But you have to start it. Go ahead."

"You are now breathing manually. Your welcome :) That's one of the best ways to get at someone over the internet."

"Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? To win dough."

"why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi"

"You know what they called vegetarians 300 years ago.... Poor People..."

"I don't usually make anal sex jokes... ...butt fuck it"

"Her: How in the world did we max out the credit card?? Me: Beats me *pushes $20K worth of Care Bears under the bed"

"My kids teach me something every day. Today my 1-year-old taught me how much plumbers cost per hour. Who flushes a potato?"