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Joke of the Day
"I know this great knock knock joke.. But you have to start it. Go ahead."
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"""Did anyone else's house get burglarized and have horrible music put on all their devices..........oh U2?"""
"Children shouldn't talk to strangers. Not because strangers are dangerous, but because children are incapable of meaningful conversations."
"Why did Adolf Hitler hate math class? He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution."
"My wife used to get so fat that she had to go to the hospital; then a person would fall out of her. That doesn't sound normal."
"How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies."
"What does a woman's arsehole do when she is having great intercourse? He is at home taking care of the kids."
"Whats grey and comes in pints? Elephants"
"Don't believe cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face."
"I decided to have scrambled eggs this morning... Immediately after thinking ""I'll just flip this omelette."""