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Joke of the Day
"I know this great knock knock joke.. But you have to start it. Go ahead."
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"I went to the doctor the other day wearing nothing but clingfilm ....... I sat down, the doctor turned and looked at me to say ""Clearly I can see your nuts!"""
"So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons."
"Your momma so slutty... ...her spirit animal is the swallow."
"in the harry potter universe, where do wizards with weird sexual fetishes go? AYN ALLEY"
"What does a mexican magician make for breakfast? Toast-tah-dahs!"
"Can we protest for a revote on People magazines Sexiest Man Alive? I think Steve Buscemi didn't get the attention he deserved"
"There are two types of people on Twitter. Those who can take a joke, and those who will copy it and claim it as their own"
"What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt? ""Hole is gonna be huge."""
"Fixing my grandma's computer and I see that her search history is about seven various spellings of the name of the last guy I dated."