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Joke of the Day

"At a gag gift exchange, I gave a woman a hotdog and a condom She said ""Frankly, I never sausage a small weiner."""

"You hear of the movie about a girl's struggle during her time of the month? It won the award for the best period drama"

"I got a job installing elevators It's some next level shit"

"What is the best movie like to shout as you orgasm? I am your father."

"Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin"

"What is the fear of prostitutes called? Ho-bia"

"Sex can burn 200 calories an hour. I better go on a diet."

"We don't thank them enough for it, but it was really cool that the Black Eyed Peas realized what they were doing was wrong and stopped."

"What do you call a dad without jeans? A potato."

"What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs? You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out."