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Joke of the Day
"I'm applying for a position as a mall cop.... It has good job security."
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"When I was a kid I asked my Dad if Abraham Lincoln was jewish. ""Well,"" he said, ""he was shot in his temple."""
"What did one sausage say to the other? You are the wurst."
"Have you heard about that new pirate movie?? It's rated AHRRRRRRRRR!"
"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."
"What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine? When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after"
"HUH? Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'"
"Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber."
"Cheesy joke A muenster attacked Emmenthal institution. Everyone cheddared with panic. There was de brie everywhere. It was no Gouda."
"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"