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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma's so fat She did a cannonball, and water was found on Mars."
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"What idiot called it kitchen worktop manufacture and not counter productive."
"what's that word for when you're peeling off a sticker & it comes off in 1 perfect strip & it's better than love or joy or any human emotion"
"What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann"
"I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers... But there's no pun in ten dead."
"Why do politicians wear neckties? To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head."
"How many times do I have to refresh internet pages before I'm happy?"
"What did the doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm never doing that for two bucks again!"
"Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."
"[handing out condoms to trick or treaters] give these to your parents, I don't want more of you coming back next year"