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Joke of the Day
"How many times do I have to refresh internet pages before I'm happy?"
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"I used to be schizophrenic... but now we're ok."
"What is an astronaut's favorite power tool? An orbital sander"
"""Now, tilt your head and give me total scumbag!"" - Realtor headshot photographer"
"Every Girl Wants to be Swept off Her Feet It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out"
"How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think it's the r.... But it's really the c "
"Joseph was changing Jesus' diaper Joseph slowly takes out Jesus' dirty diaper, when Mary suddenly asks, ""What's inside?"". Joseph exclaimed ""Holy shit!""."
"Why don't bears wear socks? They have bear feet"
"What happens when you eat fireworks? Your hair comes out in bangs."