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Joke of the Day

"Me, hold a grudge? Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like"

"Both cats and dogs are illiterate, but I bet dogs feel bad about it, while cats don't give a shit."

"Can't believe I've just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently ""My dick"", is an inappropriate answer to the question What do you want most in a woman?""."

"What's the difference between Ann Coulter and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"Two mormons walk into a bar Have a drink, talk to some ladies, do some blow, have sex, then wake up and leave the Mormon religion."

"Police commissioner, do we have any leads in the Trump assassination case? It's too early to tell, but we have reason to believe the gun belonged to Gov. Jeb Bush"

"No I didn't want a receipt but now that you've asked me I'm suspicious, so yes, I will have that receipt now please."

"What does the US military and a fart have in common? Air Force"

"The list of Republican Presidential Candidates."