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Joke of the Day
"The list of Republican Presidential Candidates."
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"The difference between me & normal people is the normal"
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. [Credit Jack Handy, I believe]"
"Did you hear the one about the Mormon porn star? They spent a year doing missionary work."
"How do you break the nose of a blonde without touching her? Wave your cock underneath a glass table"
"We only have world peace today thanks to the tireless efforts of thousands of former beauty queens who didn't give up on their dreams."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing at all... you already told her twice"
"I went to a zoo that only had a dog... It was a shih tzu."
"What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can? Stopping it with a shovel"