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Joke of the Day

"Police commissioner, do we have any leads in the Trump assassination case? It's too early to tell, but we have reason to believe the gun belonged to Gov. Jeb Bush"

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"I dated a schizophrenic once... ...but I had to break it off because he kept seeing other people."
"<---- homeless romantic"
"A guy walks into a bar... his face gets bruised, his phone shatters on the concrete, and the Pokemon gets away."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? ""R?"" ""Aye, ye would think so but 'tis the C he loves!"""
"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it to the couch."
"What do you call a dirty puddle on a slab of cold concrete in dim, gloomy light? A sunny day in Seattle."
"*walks up to attractive person* I noticed u were eating. U wont believe this but I ALSO enjoy eating. We should get food or married sometime"
"I'm hungry but broke so I'm waiting for my bf to say he's hungry too than he'll order something delicious while I pretend to be indifferent."
"Were you born on Highway 22? Because I heard alot of accidents happened there."