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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like"

"religion? um, ha, no. i'm not really into the idea of letting a set of ancient rules dictate my life. plus, pisces aren't usually religious"

"Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots? He was a lacist."

"I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables."

"How do you kill a hipster? By drowning it in the mainstream"

"Ok so I met this one guy who told me he lived in Paris. To make a long story short, he lived in Paris TX."

"I just wished a Bride-to-be good luck on her first marriage. She didn't seem to appreciate my sincerity."

"*Jesus emerges from tomb* Wow was that 3 days? Holy cow. I was marathoning The Wire. You guys seen this?"

"How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?"

"I heard that if you give Obama a prostrate massage The world will be at your finger tips."