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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul"

"Why do we eat? Because we are hungry"

"Why doesn't Popeye's serve spinach?"

"What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!"

"How do you make an ugly kid? Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta"

"People who continually put the toilet paper roll in backwards are evolutionary dead-ends, like the Neanderthal."

"9/11 was an outside job... ...until the planes came in"

"So I Saw A Fireman Smoking Outside The Station and I thought, 'I wonder how many cigarettes are started by fires?'"

"Why do women wear striped bras? Because it's a ZEBRA."

"My printer has a drug problem And it just can't stop!"