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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese... Oops, wrong sub"
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"When I lost my rifle the army charged me $85.That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship. Sometimes shit happens"
"Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you? They might Pikachu."
"When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon? Tennish."
"If someone holds eye contact with you for longer than 3 seconds, make sure you urinate to establish dominance"
"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole the calendar? .................they both got 6 months."
"""You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower."" ""Really? Which rat was he?"""
"What did Russians use for light before candles? Light bulbs"
"How many Trump supporters does t take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just make the Mexicans do it."
"I like to go on OK Cupid and find the worst possible matches for myself and message them being like ""We can make this work."""