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Joke of the Day
"What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil? I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B."
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"I'm only good at math when I'm adding insult to injury."
"I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually."
"Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling."
"If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question"
"There is no 'I' in narcissism. OK, there are a couple but there certainly isn't enough of them."
"Please take a moment to envision the movie ""Drive,"" but with him only using Zipcars."
"When you have to deliver bad news, always lead with something worse: ""Honey, our cat died. Just kidding! But, I forgot to buy cat food."""
"My girlfriend said that she'd break up with me if I kerp on making cheesy puns Its okay some things just are'nt ment to brie"
"""Cu Later!"" - a guy who wants some Copper, but not right now."