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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny."
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"Why did the satanist become a lawyer? He wanted to be the devil's advocate."
"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette"
"I'm watching TV My grandfather walks by: What's on? Me: Soccer Grandfather: Who's playing? Me: Austria-Hungary Grandfather:And Against who?"
"Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts? A: Steven Seagull"
"Why does Santa Claus have such a large sack? He only comes once a year."
"I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar... I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook."
"The length of my penis was in the Guinness Book Of World Records Untill the librarian told me to take it out"
"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you I'll stop."
"What do you call it when gay men break up? A banana split"