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Joke of the Day

"Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes."

"What do you call a Native family reunion? An alcoholics anonymous meeting."

"The hole in the boat So two guys steal a boat and get drunk. Kane of them goes ""Hey, there is a hole in this boat"". The other says ""don't worry it's not ours""."

"What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted? Re-fried beans!"

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"Did you hear about the guy who ate his trousers? He pooped his pants!"

"Why do midgets not wear tampons? They might trip on the string."

"Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to ""instruction manuals"""

"I'm just gonna go ahead and change my boys names to ""Stop making that stupid noise"" and ""Where are your shoes?""."

"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""