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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted? Re-fried beans!"
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"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"
"What did the baby Jew say to the Mohel hooker? Keep the tip"
"You only live once, so don't forget to spend 15 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers."
"She had silky hair and legs that went on for days. I was in bed with a horse."
"What do you call a Mexican with a fake toe Roberto"
"I'm going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink."
"Funny how old trash yards always have so much razor wire on the fence If I want that trash bad enough no amount of razors will stop me"
"What's the opposite of condescending? [gif](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b1b800af79638830eef30deb8163bbf/tumblr_ms1l531JGu1s29n2zo1_250.gif)"
"I was watching the Grammys when something hit me my dad"