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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"Trump doesn't like Pence Because he loves walls."

"Say what you want about my sex life... I'm not having it."

"I went to a pot bar in Colorado this post weekend It was really a seedy joint."

"What do you call a constipated mason? A brick-layer."

"Did you hear the Vikings traded Adrian Peterson? They traded him to the Minnesota Twins because the Twins needed a Switch Hitter."

"It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!"

"Girl, you be the British and I'll be Paul Revere.... I'll be riding and you'll be coming."

"Me:Thank you, he's so hot I don't even know what I want to do first...Grandma: (interrupting) Okay, can someone else say the prayer please?"

"If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a heartwarming story of how celebrities can come back to life just by trending on the Internet."