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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"Why are frogs happy? Because they eat what bugs them.. Source: 3rd grader told me this joke.."

"Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence."

"Snow in the forecast... ...and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, ""Fat chance, with a face like that!"""

"Who has to always be on there toes? A midget at a urinal."

"Man: Your place or mine? Women: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to see a lentil."

"Cop: know y I pulled u over? Wife: to invite me to the state trooper's ball? Cop: state troopers don't have balls Me: BAHAHA Cop: drive safe"

"What does a battery have that a women hasn't? A positive side...."

"there is no need for awkward apologies if you walk in on someone and they're naked, just say ""haha saw your doodle"" and walk off. simples"