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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Native family reunion? An alcoholics anonymous meeting."
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"You said I could have my way with you. If you didn't want me to experiment with gas and fire, you should've been more specific."
"How do you test a pirate for crabs? Swab the deck!"
"Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably... I Kind of Blue it"
"What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? Q: What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? A: I'm not gay. Its just the guys that come inside me."
"New phone My sister got an Iphone 5c. I asked if I could C it she said ""No"" so I said SIRI ously"
"Pretty sure my first black friend was ""The Wire."""
"If at first you don't succeed try try a gun"
"How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? Twenty-Juan"
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your mom's ass"