191804
Joke of the Day
"What does rare chicken meat taste like? Salmonella"
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"When a couple breaks up never believe her story Why? Because only history is reliable."
"What's Bill Corby's favorite type of Jello? Grape. The ""G"" is silent. Just like his lovers. Edit: I can't edit the title, I suck at spelling -_- (and proofing)"
"What do you call a dog with no legs and brass balls? Sparky"
"Paddy needs to get his shit together"
"how many cooks does it take to change a lightbulb? one, and nine to stand around and say how they did it at their old job...."
"What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""
"What's black, grey, and red all over? A gorilla with a child in the enclosure."
"My 2 yo is currently having the biggest tantrum I've ever seen! He's mad I will not let him open & eat the box of candy* he found. *tampons"
"What do you call a race ran by female horses? A mare-a-thon."