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Joke of the Day

"ppl always judge adam & eve for listening to the talking serpent but u never hear a single person say anything about dr doolittle"

"Shakira molests air and calls it dancing."

"Doctor Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!"

"what do you call a turtle dressed as a guido a slowbro"

"My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: "" what do you call a deer with no eyes?"" "" no idear"""

"What kind of pennies come from Japan? Jap-pennies"

"A guy walks into a bar... He says ouch."

"I always start crying uncontrollably whenever I am about to get intimate with a girl . . . . . . Any good tips with dealing with pepper spray?"

"What did the pea say to the peanut? At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about."

"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."