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Joke of the Day
"I get so angry when I see nudity on Reddit... so I have to shake my fist"
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"What did the bad rapper get for Christmas? J Coal"
"[arguing with friend about chemistry] *cop walks up* do we have a problem here? Me: No. We will find a solution once you argon, officer."
"Welcome to Earth, where we hate each other and put ketchup on everything."
"What's the loneliest drink? I dunno but its in a solo cup."
"Why aren't there any muslim stand-up comedians? Because they keep bombing."
"I'm against picketing.... But I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg"
"A magician is driving down the street... ...and turns into a driveway."
"What was Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue eyes white aryan"
"I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife at home and she greets me with those three very special words... ""Were you fired?"""