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Joke of the Day
"What did the bad rapper get for Christmas? J Coal"
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... Most of it sucks."
"*looks under bed* *checks closet* *shuts light, runs to bed* *pulls covers over head* *ice maker dumps ice* *dies from cardiac arrest*"
"I entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win... But I've never been good at puns."
"Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado? One way or the other someone is losing a trailer."
"What do you call a horny guy in a pool? Driftwood"
"The next stick figure family I see with more than 3 stick figure kids is getting a complementary condom taped on their rear window."
"What's black and white and has a dirty name? Sister Mary Fuckface"
"A group of Germans walk into a BAR... after 20 rounds there are no survivors."
"What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints? You want flies with that?"