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Joke of the Day
"what do you get when you spell dyslexia gangnam style? sexilady!"
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"What do bacteria eat for breakfast? prokaryoats"
"My father would always tell me, ""Son, someday you will go far..."" ""and I hope to God that you stay there."""
"""Bro she's a cold digger"" [later with gf] Do you only want me for my germs? [she stops licking my face] Why would you ask that?"
"The Universe is made of Electrons, Protons, Neutrons and.. Morons."
"How do you get last place in the Rio jokes olympics. You tell a Rio bad joke."
"Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself."
"Want to hear a good construction joke? I'm working on it."
"If you're American outside of the bathroom, what are you inside it? European"
"squirrel making love A squirrel was making love with a nut. another one passing by is shocked: are you fucking crazy? the first one: no stupid, I'm fucking nuts."