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Joke of the Day
"Which number confuses people? 82"
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"How does a blacksmith know you farted? He smelt it"
"seems like you must have been preeeetty stupid to get caught for murder in the 1800s"
"What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on? Your credit card."
"If a tree falls in the woods It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group."
"How come jokes about Blacks and Hispanics aren't funny? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"
"I hear the new Supreme Court ruling over gay marriage has really got a lot of people butt hurt"
"Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your d!ck grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!"
"What's the difference between a teenage whore and a Big Mac. One has meat wedged between its buns, and the other's a Big Mac."
"Revenge is a dish best served with anchovies. Seriously, it hides the taste of cyanide"