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Joke of the Day
"Where do homeless people read about their friends deaths? In the hobobituaries"
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"Vanilla Ice should be President If there's a problem, yo, he'll solve it."
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"What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue-Eyes White Dragon"