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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie? where the woman hires the devil to pull the priest out of her son."

"What did the rock say when he had to leave his girlfriend for a long time? I pumice I'll come back soon!"

"""Too soon"" joke? Did you hear about that International France Futball game last night? I heard it was the bomb."

"What did one ISIS member say to another? ""IED mubarak.."""

"Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit"

"The Navy is beginning to recruit blind men. They are sending them out to sea."

"Why is incest so fun? Because it's a game that the whole family can play."

"What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion."

"""For sale: Brown skinned Cabbage Patch doll..."" It's only Harv Price"

"What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable? James Brady"