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Joke of the Day
"[wakes up from a 15 year coma] sweet, x files still goin strong"
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"This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, ""Would you please press 1?"" So I did. I don't remember much afterwards."
"After hearing Kim and Kanye are having a kid via in vitro fertilization... Of course Kanye picked the option where he could have sex with himself and still have a kid."
"A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him Miles"
"What is the black kid getting for Christmas? Your T.V."
"you know what never gets old? Children who died at a young age."
"Hey, did you hear about the streaker with a fetish for police? They caught him, but he got off with a warning."
"What are the ""White Walkers"" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode? Chilling."
"Why are black people unable to get a PhD? Because they can't get past their masters."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"