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Joke of the Day
"Every meal I didn't have to cook myself is the best meal I've ever had."
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"Ok I won't subliminally ask any more subtraction problems, but I only did it 6 or maybe 3 times. What's the difference?"
"Did you hear about the lesbian couple who couldn't afford a double-headed dildo? They were having trouble making ends meet"
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"what has Trump and Brexit got in common no plan"
"What is a priest's favorite snack? Little boysenberries."
"A Rolex is just an expensive way to let everyone know you don't know how to check the time on your phone."