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Joke of the Day
"Why did ISIS throw the gay prostitute off the roof? He didn't bring in enough Jihadi Johns"
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"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."
"Jewish pokemon trainer What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"
"I wish there was a show called ""Lifestyles of the Twitter Famous"" so we could all see how nice your mom's basement is."
"When I asked for my wife's hand in marriage, I didn't realize how often I'd just get the finger."
"The first of Jay-Z's 99 problems is the obsessive compulsive disorder that requires him to know his precise number of problems at all times."
"What material do african blacksmiths use the most? Steel."
"My 10 year old: ""If nothing is faster than the speed of light, how did the darkness get there first."" Me: ""What?"""
"What is it called when a bull made of snow eats explosives? A bomb in a bull snowman."
"The Better Paleo Diet I'm on the Paleo diet, except I'm the caveman who discovered Snickers."