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Joke of the Day

"Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!"

"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angel? Someone who knocks on your door and tells YOU to fuck off."

"Life is Like a Penis Simple, soft, and relaxed - then women make it hard."

"Why is the new Star Wars film called Rogue One? Because it's a rogue film - a Star Wars prequel that won't be complete shit."

"What did the gay guy say to his straight friend? I bet you kiss girls faggot."

"I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team. But then I learned they don't cross the country and are back home in a few hours."

"The Internet is the world's greatest source of things you don't really need."

"Today I found out my roommate was pansexual... Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware."

"I am more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles."

"Your kid is running around the store screaming at the top of his lungs annoying everyone and I'm the asshole for tripping him??"