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Joke of the Day
"What did Melania Trump say after being stopped by an officer? License and registration, please."
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"What should you do if you see your TV floating? Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !"
"In hindsight, naming my family portrait studio Let Me Shoot Your Kids, was probably not the best business decision."
"What's the hardest part about rollerskating? Explaining to your dad that you're gay"
"One lady to another, Do you talk to your husband during sex ? Yes, if he calls on my cell."
"Chuck Norris ran the 100 meters sprint And lapped Usain Bolt..........twice"
"What do you call a Maxican migdet? A paragraph because their not a full ese"
"I don't like thinking about gravity. It brings me down."
"What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m? I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids."