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Joke of the Day

"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. "

"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure spray him with a hose."

"What if cats are born with names & the fact that we call them names that aren't those names is the reason they act irrationally towards us?"

"Home is where the Wi-Fi is."

"What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?"

"A fish swam into a wall... Dam."

"If you can't tell the difference between ""erotic"" & ""exotic"" then zoo keeping is definitely not for you."

"My daughter just said that I'm the best dad she's ever had. So I got that going for me."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped."

"What's a vampire cows worst fear? Steaks."